Wednesday, July 16, 2008

FUNNY STUFF!

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker. Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of democrats, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!... thank you



What will happen to the White House when Obama is elected... We will be a new country all right... so much from being free of religious persecution! : )






Behold... Obama's birth certificate! I mean, I always knew he was a lair... He even lied about his name, middle name is Hussein! But, DANG! That's bad, that's really bad!!! HA HA! I know liberals are freakin out right now!)




I was looking for some good reasons as to why Obama sucks... I came across this website on GOOGLE... I just typed in Obama sucks.. and found this! PRETTY FUNNY! all the comments in (-) are mine...

Why does Barack Obama suck? I’ll give you 10 good reasons…
June 25, 2007 | by Jefferson | Filed Under Politics, People |

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the words “Obama” and “Messiah” used in the same sentence. To liberals, Barack Obama is a spotless god-like figure who will save America from the scourge of neo-conservatism. I’m totally sick of hearing and reading your hero-worshiping crap, folks. Let’s face reality: like so many other powerful politicians in this country, Barack Obama sucks:


1. The Race Card: Whether it be in suggesting that anyone who doesn’t vote for him because he is black is probably a republican, or in blaming Bush administration racism on a slow response to Hurricane Katrina, Obama is quite comfortable playing the race card.
(True)

2. Anti-Indian: After the Obama campaign released a paper disparaging other candidates for their ties to the Indian-American community, the chairman of the bipartisan US India Political Action Committee, Sanjay Puri, stated that the Obama Campaign was “engaging in the worst kind of anti-Indian American stereotyping.” Of course, Obama denied any hand in the racist document put out by his campaign.
(So it's okay to play the race card when your black, but when your Indian.. OH HELL NO! It's a joke! clam down...)

3. Corrupt Buddies: Tony Rezko, a long time friend and fund-raiser for Obama, was indicted last fall on federal charges that accuse him of demanding kickbacks from companies seeking state business. When asked about his friend, Obama said, “I’ve never done any favors for him.” This turned out to be a lie, as evidence turned up proving that Obama had written letters to city and state officials praising Rezko’s business practices.
(No surpise there...)

4. Wal-Mart Ties: While bashing of Wal-Mart’s labor practices in public, Obama has been profiting from their business through the money his wife made as a member of the board of directors for a company that produces food for the mega-corporation.
(See my blog titled Super Center!)

5. Religious Ties: Is Obama a Muslim? Is he a Christian? Nobody is 100% sure, but it is true that Obama was raised in a Muslim family and at one time attended an Islamic school. He currently claims to be a convert to Christianity, but some are concerned about his Muslim upbringing.
(Who knows, he is probably BOTH?! Mostly Muslim though... ANOTHER JOKE!...CALM DOWN!)

6. Anti-Second Amendment: Obama is one of the most anti-Second Amendment legislators in the country. He supports a ban the sale or transfer of all forms of semi-automatic weapons.
(Wow, I do have a gun and when it goes down... I will defend myself!... He has been flip-flop on this issue)

7. Gas-guzzler: Obama might attack American automakers for not making enough environmental friendly automobiles, but when he goes home he drives a gas-guzzling V-8 hemi-powered Chrysler 300.
(So you want change for everyone else... just not you... well, i take that back. You have changed your views on my subjects within the past 6 months!)

8. Obama Ringtones: The most annoying campaign tool ever.
(Are you a rapper? Then stay off my phone!)

9. Obama Girl: I take back what I said about the ringtones. This girl is far more annoying.
(I don't even know what this is all about...?)

10. His Unelectable Name: Barack Hussein Obama, ’nuff said.
(You are named after a dictator, a cruel genocidal dictator! A warning for things to come?)

3 comments:

Joel said...

Ami,
The New Yorker cover is satirical, making fun of people that believe the mindless stuff you're posting here.

Joke's on you.

Hehe.

Ami Jackson said...

I knew that Joel... i just think it back-fried! I know they were trying to make a joke... in fact, Obama said, "he thought it was dispicable."(or something close to that) I just thought it was a pretty close veiw a things to come...(if elceted) I also find it funny that you didn't have anything else to say about Obama's really middle name... or the fact he has changed his mind about the war and well... PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE!

Joke's on you.

Hehe.

Joel said...

;)